Job Interview Disasters
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
Suggested by Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
Job vacancy
Lead singer required for successful South Wales band. Apply #lostprophets.
Too soon?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:18,
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Possible paedo interest.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:22,
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I've never heard any of their stuff.
Are they a Michael Jackson tribute band or some sort?
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:00,
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Must be good with children.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:15,
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not too soon
Just not funny.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:27,
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Ahahahahahaha
He said "successful".
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43,
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LOLS to be had!
www.facebook.com/IanWatkinsIsNotGuilty?fref=ts
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:36,
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it's like the cult of Julian Assange, but worse
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:16,
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Our local barbers, collector of rock memorabilia, has a guitar that's been signed by the Lost Prophets.
Somewhat amusingly, it is a child's guitar.
I've probably mentioned this before.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:51,
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If you played it with a bow
would that be kiddie-fiddling?
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ubergeekian, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 1:18,
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Will be worth something in 22.3 years
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Peej, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 18:25,
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