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The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.

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Lead singer required for successful South Wales band. Apply #lostprophets.



Too soon?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:18, 16 replies)
Possible paedo interest.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:22, closed)
I've never heard any of their stuff.
Are they a Michael Jackson tribute band or some sort?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:00, closed)
Must be good with children.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:15, closed)
not too soon
Just not funny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:27, closed)
Ahahahahahaha
He said "successful".
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, closed)
LOLS to be had!
www.facebook.com/IanWatkinsIsNotGuilty?fref=ts
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:36, closed)
it's like the cult of Julian Assange, but worse

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:16, closed)
Our local barbers, collector of rock memorabilia, has a guitar that's been signed by the Lost Prophets.
Somewhat amusingly, it is a child's guitar.

I've probably mentioned this before.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:51, closed)
If you played it with a bow
would that be kiddie-fiddling?
(ubergeekian, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 1:18, closed)
Will be worth something in 22.3 years

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 18:25, closed)

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