No...
You're not
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:42, Reply)

Oh, hello
Am I last?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, Reply)

You!
You can fuck off, Mr. Goatsex.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, Reply)

It shouldn't be important but ...
.
last?

*saunters nonchalantly on*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, Reply)

Yay for kittens, or soap opera, or jackanory
and fuck off Kaol, this bitch is mine ;)

Last!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, Reply)

I need this... Dammit.
I've had three firsts, and no lasts.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:40, Reply)

was trying not to be tempted into it but...
last?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:39, Reply)

next QOTW...
kittens!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:39, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/kids/post147189
Hmmm. It would appear not...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:37, 4 replies)

Mmmmm
smell of a high minge.

Last you mothers!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:37, Reply)

Cheeses wants me for a sunbeam
Christmas time with special kids.
We have Christmassy CD's on in the background while the kids cut out angels and glue glitter to stars. Y, a chubby girl from a really rough family, was telling me all she knew about the Baby Cheeses. Then she was distracted by the song playing at that moment, which was "Santa Baby". One of her favourites, she began singing along....
I had to dash out of the room with giggles spilling out of my nostrils when she got to, "So hoy me down the chimney tonight..."

For those not familiar with geordie, "hoy" means throw.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:35, Reply)

Miiiiiiiiiiinge!
I love to finish on a high note.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:35, 2 replies)

You
Suck!
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, Reply)

yep
I've got time, I just wish my boss would stop standing up.

LAST!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, Reply)

I hope
You realise that this could go on for a couple of hours still.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:31, Reply)

cuntflaps!
Last now?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:31, Reply)

no
try harder
(spiggytopes, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, Reply)

surely this time?
last?

please!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

Last dammit last!
arseecakes
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

This time
Last! NOOOOOO!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

last
Damn!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

Last!
damn it!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

If I get the last post
And the first post I win though.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

Last!
damn
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

*crosses fingers*
Last!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

Cut it out!
Get back to interesting debates! Stop this last post nonsense.

*plays Last Post*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, Reply)

I'm not having lunch today
*gets alcohol withdrawal*
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, Reply)

@al
Keep trying...


Lunchtime. Wonder if it'll've changed by the time I get back?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, Reply)