Dear Take a Break...
The funny things kids say, eh?

"Look mummy!" said our sweet little daughter, running into the living room where we were entertaining the elderly church-going couple from two doors along, "I found a Barbie leg in your room!"

It was not the leg from a Barbie doll.

Granted, it was ten inches long and made of pink latex, but Barbie doesn't run on four AA batteries and have a thrusting mechinism for those extra thrills.

Do I win £10?
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:22, 7 replies)

Yee hah
did they even know what it was?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:28, closed)

Similar thing happened
To a friend of mine - no company over though so it lost the impact.

*click*
( snee held his breath since, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:29, closed)

It was....
...one of those "let's pretend it didn't happen" incidents.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:30, closed)

this
is how kids ruin your sex life.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:42, closed)

Pets are just as bad

( Weetobix, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:09, closed)

pff
this is why visiting children are banned from my bedroom
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:06, closed)

similar
something similar happened to a friend, but the mystery object was an ounce bag of sticky green brainmasher.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:09, closed)