The Tran Game
Our neighbours have an adopted son originally from SE Asia. His name is Tran and he's 7.

I invented a silly little game called 'The Tran Game'. Some of my friends love it, and email me new examples all the time, but Mrs Spankengine has never, ever thought it even remotely funny.

It started like this:
One day I spotted Tran playing out in the snow. I called Mrs Spankengine over and said to her: "Oh look! The little boy over the road is playing in the snow. He's all wrapped up, but do you think that jacket he's got on is too small for him?"
"No, I don't think so" says Mrs Spankengine after a quick look.
"Yes It is" I insist. "Look again".
So she does. "No, it seems OK to me?"

Me (feigning exasperation this time): "Look again - isn't his jacket too small? Is Tran's Vest Tight?"

It took some explaining until she got it but to this day she doesn't think it's funny at all.

Click 'I like this' if you get it and you think it's funny.
(Thomas_The_Spankengine, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 20:29, 10 replies)

Wicked, but
I like it.

*clicky*

EDIT: Do they know anything about Trans-former parents? Sorry.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 20:40, closed)

He likes boogieing to psy techno too.
Tran's dance.
Sorry.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 21:02, closed)

I think the adoption rules are pretty see through
So you should be able to find out about Trans-parent...

God that was laboured. Sorry.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 21:02, closed)

*click*
Took me a minute or so but I got it in the end... oh yes I did...
(Dracia flailed on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 21:08, closed)

If someone who swings both ways is a bisexual,
someone who likes.... ah, forget the build up.

His first "serious" girlfriend is going to be a Tran-sexual.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 21:40, closed)

If he needs to see the dentist....
You can say Trans-in-dental.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:27, closed)

They should take him on holiday to Romania
So he can say he's been to...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:29, closed)

If you hit him in the face with a porcupine
would he be Tran-quill-eyes-ed?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:22, closed)

Look up


DR TRAN

on youtube :D
(Kuja335, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:44, closed)

That must be Tran's Plant
The other day he was digging in the flowerbed. A little while I walked by and there was a small shrub newly appeared. "Hello" I thought. "That must be Tran's Plant"

His dad then walk out of the house. I said "You must be Tran's Parent".

On his first day at school the teacher was collecting important information on the new addition to the class.
"And what is your son's name?"
"It's 'Tran'"
"What's his age?"
"He's 7"
"And what is Tran's Gender?"
etc

Woo! More people who like this game!
(Thomas_The_Spankengine, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:07, closed)