eww
fuckin hate the little bastards! hope i never accidentally fall pregnant because they'll be goin to my sister or my mum to look after!
(brotagaia, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:56, 10 replies)

You sound quality :)
You're not...wearing Kappa at the moment are you?

Oh, one is only jesting :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:09, closed)

Ah...
A proto-chav...

Drops sprog, palms off to mum, continues clubbing......


Nah.. I take that back. You can spell (or use a spell-checker) and that's way above the pay-grade of a chav.

(Mind you the lack of capitals is suspicious....)

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:13, closed)

Naaahhhh
if you gets pregnint and has a baybie keep it innit. cos then you can get beniffitt and bye a big tv.
mint.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:16, closed)

If condoms...
...came in Burberry the birthrate would plummet.
(InfiniteMonkey, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:22, closed)

It'd also plummet
if the burberry-clad came in condoms...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 17:12, closed)

I think the whole idea of condoms
is to come in them...
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 17:22, closed)

however if you do get pregnant....
it's like constant birth control...think of the money you could save.
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 20:01, closed)

there's this amazing new thing
for if you get pregnant and don't want a baby,

it's called an abortion!
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 2:43, closed)

wtf
Why does hating kids make me a "chav"? Abortions are for the "chavs".

I don't go clubbing, I have all of my teeth, I don't drink, don't smoke, don't practice unprotected sex - in fact don't have any sex at all. BUT if I'm married and I fall pregnant through no want of my own, instead of getting embryo carcass sucked out of me, I'll give it to the people who LIKE babies and WANT babies but can't HAVE babies.

fuckers.
(brotagaia, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:10, closed)

are you sure?
www.b3ta.com/questions/shame/post44118

Had thought about defending you a bit, but...
(entry_level_adultette, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:57, closed)