The 'posh' ones are the worst? Discuss.
I believe it has been mentioned in passing that aspirational middle class parents are worse by far than 'chavscum' untermensch for allowing their kids to generally run riot.

Soo, two case studies.....

1. Yummy Mummy and spawn come into my lovely gleaming and shiny showroom. She's eyeing up the Germanic Status Symbols, no doubt thinking how coffee with Jocasta and Bidet will be soo much more pleasant if she can casually recount how she blew £40k of Hubby's cash on an even bigger SUV. While she's getting a wide-on good and proper over the lovely leather and talking magic screen that she'll never use (Sat-Nav, OK?), I amble around the corner.

To find her two sprogs standing on the fucking roof of a brand new C-Class. Wearing shoes.

Option One: "Get off that car you little fuckers" at full Sergeant-Major-With-Piles volume.

Option Two: "Excuse me Madam, would you be so kind as to retrieve your offspring before I kill and eat them both?"

No sale- "I was just looking, must dash". Roof & boot respray required. Which meant we had to register it to ourselves i.e. buy it. £28k down, thanks.

I have also had someone let her sprogs break an indicator stalk off, and release the handbrake so the parked car rolled neatly into a wall. No Sale (didn't see her for dust, in fact). £100 ish for the stalk, £300 for a new bumper. Cheers, Mrs "I was just looking No 2".

Case The Second.

I can't provide a link, but a few years ago a couple were convicted of gross indecency, for having sex in a bus queue. Okay, you can get bored waiting for public transport, but this was a bit OTT. The best bit? The female used another of her children as a pillow.

So Case 1 and 1.5 we have unruly little shites causing financial loss to a nasty man in a suit (that's me folks). Boo to the evil corporations.

Case 2, we have a child so 'well behaved' or sedated, that it provided pillow services while the parents were rutting on the pavement.

Which would you rather see?
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:47, 33 replies)

Surely this just proves that
Everyone is rubbish?
( Cawl, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:53, closed)

Seconded, Kaol.
You and I certainly help prove your point.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:00, closed)

Certainly
We do, indeed.

*is rubbish*
( Cawl, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:03, closed)

Who on earth
has sex on top of their kid?

That's beyond messed up.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:04, closed)

I apologise...
...but I have to say, I quite like the idea of kids buggering up cars in a Mercedes show room.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:07, closed)

@PoD
It's far better than having sex on the cold, hard ground.

And by the way...

I feel so aliiiive. For the very first time.
( Cawl, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:07, closed)

@Gnomes
I would have to disagree.

Either control them, or remove their feet so they can't cause havoc anymore.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:08, closed)

@Kaol
Could you not just carry a cushion around? Or make use of some bushes?

And are you quoting P.O.D at me?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:09, closed)

@P.O.D
Yes I am...

The problem with cushions is that they've not got that "made it myself" charm.
( Cawl, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:11, closed)

@Kaol
*Realises initials are POD*

Well you could have a hand made cushion. But then you could instruct the mini-person to support you as needed, which you can't do with a cushion to the best of my knowledge.

Edit: Applauds right wing views. Punish them all for their actions.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:12, closed)

but
they created the kid by having sex so it's only fair the kid gives something back.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:13, closed)

PJM just reminded me
An old-fashioned school teacher I know was talking one day about a particularly obnoxious teenage girl in one of his classes. He described her as "a walking advertisement for a robust eugenics programme".

I laughed.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:16, closed)

@chcb & PoD
I've had a fantastic idea!
Children as furniture!

Have as many kids as you can, to get a comfy three-kid-suite, a double(kid) bed, and a wonderful (child's)arm-chair!
( Cawl, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:16, closed)

@Kaol
Funny you should mention it, but I'm actually currently working on street furniture designs, for seats and shelters and the like.

Should I raise the suggestion in class later? Probably not.

Will I raise the suggestion in class later? Probably.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:18, closed)

fat kids
would be doubly comfy.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:19, closed)

@Kaol
Nah, IKEA's cheaper.

And you don't have to feed their furniture. Imagine keeping a kid-sofa in pies to make sure it stays comfortable. And then you're having a nice kip on the child-armchair with your feet on the sprog pouffe (insert obvious joke) when your chair decides it needs a pee.

Not handy.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:21, closed)

Do it!
See what reaction it gets!
I still think a bench made out of crashed cars would be a fantastic road safety awareness idea.

So maybe one made from childrens bones cast in clear resin would be a good warning against child-molesters for the Daily Hiel readers out there.

@chcb - It's cheaper to feed a child butter than meat...
( Cawl, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:22, closed)

maybe
child foie gras?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:24, closed)

My word!
What a fantastic idea!

"Is your child-sofa getting a bit gristley? Do you love the sweet, refeshing taste of foie gras?
With the new Kal-tech De-liver-ator (TM) all of your dreams could come true at once!"
( Cawl, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:27, closed)

How about


A nice child park bench? It can adjust to different heights, and turns round to face the sun.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:28, closed)

PoD
Street furniture? Benches are OK, but these fucking decorative metal bollards and other such impediments to efficient pedestriation* are just a pain in the arse. What's their purpose other than to annoy people walking in the street, who have to detour around them?

/minor rant

*Not a real word, but I like it, so there.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:29, closed)

Bollards
I do not approve of said bollards. Someone said I should design something like that.

I slapped them.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:30, closed)

Child foie gras?
Maybe with some refreshing leek-and-potato compôte and freshly-sliced baby's-head brioche?

There's something strange about these kids... maybe they have been given the "Village Of The Damned" treatment?
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:31, closed)

Tough choice...
Actually it's not, they're as bad as each other. Ignorant posh people are scum with delusions of grandeur. Chavs are just scum with no sense of self awareness.

Both should have their children removed and placed into a correctional facility where they can learn to be decent human beings (in line with the theory that not all children spawned from the loins of scum will actually turn out like their parents).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:35, closed)

@CHCB
Child foie gras... Didn't Jonathan Swift beat you to that idea (or something appreciably similar)?

Everyone else: Isn't PoD a Christian Rawk band? Oh, dear...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:37, closed)

^^ D'sG
"children removed and placed into a correctional facility where they can"... be processed into delicious cold cuts and meat pies.

Yeah, PoD is God-Rawk...
( Cawl, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:37, closed)

PoD
Yes, yes they are.

And not particularly good.

They did do some music for the Matrix though if me remembers correctly.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:40, closed)

^^ Still,
Doesn't make them good...
( Cawl, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:40, closed)

@St. Enzyme
he did suggest eating the children, but I don't think he provided any guidance on their feeding and care for their conversion into gourmet foodstuff.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:41, closed)

@Kaol
I never said it did.

And 'not particularly good' is actually 'really quite terrible'.

I am sad that I share the initials.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:42, closed)

It's ok...
They might have had the initials longer, but I know you mean well.
( Cawl, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:45, closed)

Blimey
Do some work for a minute and see what happens...

I think my point, if indeed I ever had one, was that there are examples of scum at all levels of society, who should be horribly mutilated to save us all. And for fun, of course.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:08, closed)

i remember reading that story in fhm
it seems they just HAD to have sex right there and then because they were on a leyline, supposedly the best place to conceive a hippy child.
using their other kid as a pillow(i think he was 2) is just fucked up.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:57, closed)