Off topic, threadjack, and so on
I suppose I was asking for it... I decided this morning to chnge my name back to Enzyme, only to find that someone else registered as Enzyme yesterday.

BASTARD!

Point is - please don't confuse us. I've sent a gaz to the newbie to ask for the name back, but, in the interim, please bear in mind that "Enzyme" isn't me at the moment.

(For both our sakes, I hope we can sort this out - it'll cause no end of confusion)


EDIT: FIXED! Hurrah!!!111!eleventyone!!
Many thanks to Legless (of whose power I am now scared) and the mods
*buys round of drinks*
*learns lesson*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:36, 48 replies)

*shrugs*
I won't confuse the two of you, because you're my friend and no pretender will ever be able to sound half as knowledgeable and middle class as you do.
:D
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:38, closed)

Hmmm
Didn't the same thing happen to Legless?
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:39, closed)

It did, Enzyme should feel honoured
that a noob has thought his posts were so good that his username was worth stealing.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:40, closed)

'Tis a noob in my case.
I hadn't realised Legless had had the same trouble. I'll gaz him to see what he did...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:42, closed)

Tell him he can be
Bert Monkeysex.

/couldn't give it away.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:46, closed)

Wahey!
It's like being a whole new goat raping crazy fool!

EDIT - I didn't like being Bert Monkeysex, it sounded like fun to start with, but there was a dark side.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:46, closed)

Bert
For what it's worth, I think "Bert Monkeysex" is a wonderful name. I wish I'd thought of it.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:47, closed)

the grammar will betray the imposter!
That, and the lack of saintliness.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, closed)

@al
Thank fuck for that. I was really confused for a moment there.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:52, closed)

@St Enzyme
Shush you!
*blushes*

al, my dark side is nobody's business but my own!

/only ever gets a tan on his back because of too much pillow biting.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:53, closed)

I changed my name...
I made it grammatically correct. It's very exciting although I'm beginning to regret the change and may change it back soon.

It's just wierd being someone different.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:56, closed)

This is why
I don't think I'll change my username.
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:16, closed)

It
Took me 2 years to get my name back.....

I'm seeing what I can do for poor old Enzyme...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:18, closed)

Fixed...
I have friends in low places...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:20, closed)

wahey!
*suspiciously:*
wait a minute, how do we know that's the real Enzyme...
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:23, closed)

Enzyme...
Your sig looks fantastic now.
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:23, closed)

I'm Enzyme-acus!
*stands up*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:27, closed)

Poor effort
Real poor effort...
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:28, closed)

@Enzyme-acus
oh really? I have my doubts. I demand to see your distinguishing features!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:28, closed)

Bert...
I know it's you hiding there...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:29, closed)

@Enzyme
and yours.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:30, closed)

@CHCB
*shows birthmark in the shape of Richard and Judy holding a double-helix*

See? I'm smart and middle class.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:34, closed)

That's no birthmark!
It's a moon!
Etc.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:36, closed)

No!
I'm Bert Monkeysex!

EDIT - sorry if I do it for more than a few minutes I'm worried I may lose my soul
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:37, closed)

Dang it!
That's no moon, it's my arse.

...though, just like the moon, there is a man in it.

*winks at al*

@ al Heehee! This is getting confusing.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:38, closed)

I don't like this game
*is confused*
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:38, closed)

Change you name Kaol
it's fun!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:40, closed)

Oh, God.
This is beginning to give me a migraine...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:41, closed)

Nah.
This IS my name.
I don't need to go changing it.
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:41, closed)

no it isn't!
This is's my name!

('This' was already taken :C)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:42, closed)

*shrugs*
...
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:43, closed)

@Al
I see you took the picture of yourself out of your profile...
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:55, closed)

Yes
I'm scared of being violated again, even in picture form.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:19, closed)

What?


My first ever CDC.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:24, closed)

Bert
We're all very proud of you.


Congratulations on your first CDC.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:25, closed)

Ta chickenlady
I'm well chuffed.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:26, closed)

Oh!
Nice work!
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:28, closed)

Oh sweet jesus
Kaol's picture made me laugh, but Bert's little addition almost made a little bit of wee come out. A definite case of MFOTFABL. Thanks Bert.

I'm also glad i'm wearing sunglasses or you would have got it in my eye and it really stings.

Or so I have heard.

*coughs*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:31, closed)

What do you mean
little addition?

After all this talk of goats, I don't think I'll ever be able to watch Big Barn Farm with my daughter ever again.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:36, closed)

Is this photograph
a Holy Relic? Or should it feature Our Friggin Messiah?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:36, closed)

I don't think there's anything holy about it.
But I guess you could call it a baptism.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:39, closed)

Haha!
That should be another Holy Ritual.
Something to do with facials...

Er... Help? I need Holy guidance!
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:42, closed)

Maybe this will provide a little religious guidance
It's the Holy Goat

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5X-m8AWsp0&feature=related
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:58, closed)

*fwaps*
Maybe you can only be confirmed as a true Frigstian once you've been facialised/baptised by a monkeysex with a goat?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:59, closed)

I can't watch videos
At work :(

But I can photoshop pictures of goats.
Although I did that one at home last night.
( Cawl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:00, closed)

So i'm the first to be baptised by Bert the Fwaptist
Woo and indeed hoo! I feel cleansed.

And my hair needs washing.

How would you best wash it out chickenlady?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:04, closed)

Hmm
Homemade shampoos are best...Beer is effective and leaves your hair lovely and shiny and the smell is GREAT!
Alternatively egg can be used but no hot water.

Sometimes, especially in matters religious, it's better to simply allow nature to take its course and leave the baptismal fluids as a sign of your faith and commitment to the religion.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:20, closed)

.
What..?

I think you'll find that Legless left his username and password lying around one day and one of his mates nicked it 'for a laff' (hi K)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:23, closed)