Yeah...
I was walking to the shops last night with some other female friends to buy some cream... (to go on our strawberries)

And standing outside the shop was a group of teenagers.

As we walked past one of the boys shouted to us "Open your legs and show us your fanny!"

Poor thing, probably hadn't seen one before...

Probably won't see one for a while either...
( Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:41, 13 replies)

Open your legs and show us your fanny
Is my tried and tested chat up line, it seems to work quite often*.



*never
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:43, closed)

I suppose that's only fair
You should have said to him, "Yeah, because you've clearly shown me you're nuts!"

_{(Your/you're - see what I did there?)}
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:44, closed)

You should have
shown him your goat.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:48, closed)

...
I wish we'd said something to them. But to be honest, we didn't realize he was talking to us until we'd walked away... They were chavs after all, thought it was a normal conversation they were having among themselves...
( Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:07, closed)

I'd have said "I've left her at home"
*strokes pet goat, Fanny*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:17, closed)

Oh, that kind of fanny
I was gonna flash my bum at them (being american an' all).
(UncleChuckles "Cthulhu fhtagn", Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, closed)

Chavspeak
"Open your legs and show us your fanny!"

*translation*

"Would, perchance one of you care to join me in a glass of fine wine and scintillating highbrow conversation, before retiring to the boudior and making passionate love until the sun rises, whereupon we drift off into a contented sleep, basking in the warmth of one another's arms?"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, closed)

@ Uncle Chuckles
But that would just be silly.

;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:25, closed)

The Classic Comeback..
Is to walk over to them and say:

"OK - I'll show you mine if you show me yours first..."

They won't.

But, if on the infinitesimal chance that one of them does lob out their Old Man, you look at it and say:

"What the fuck is that? It's looks like a cock but much, much smaller...."

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:38, closed)

Propositions
They don;t get better with age either.

A female friend of mine was propositioned with the phrase:
'get your rat out!'

Think she just laughed at the poor chav
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:08, closed)

...
i prefer the word 'growler'

it seems to fit better... we need to educate these chavs better...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:21, closed)

phillistine
he could have at least said "show us ya tits and pink bits"
(pogo_it, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:22, closed)

Sounds like
the only mimsy he'll ever experience is his mum's as he was being shat out...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:45, closed)