
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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...As she departed the train, a small child (by small I mean 7 or 8) commented rather loudly to his small friend on the size of her ample breasts.
"Look at the size of the melons on that!!"
They grow up so fast!
*The metro is Newcastle's attempt at a copy of Paris's metro, or the tube...but it's crap!
( , Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:48, 5 replies)

was regarded as a perfect example of an integrated transport system when it was first opened.
Then Thatcher deregulated the buses and it all went a bit tits...
hang on - tits are good though...
( , Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:08, closed)

...from Greater Manchester, and was amazed at the frequency of the Metro- there's actually more than one a day!
( , Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:08, closed)

The child would never have said that.
He'd would have said.
"Why aye man! Would you look at t' size of the melons on that!?"
( , Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:09, closed)
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