This week...
has been thought provoking, irreverant, serious, mad, amusing, scary, heart-warming, life-affirming - and not forgetting the goats...

Bless you all for your honesty. Makes me glad to be a b3tard, so it does.
















I'm on my 6th glass of wine - cut me some slack...

Hugs and kisses etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:04, 39 replies)

6th!!
Good God man! I'd be under the weather table PJM if I'd had that much!



Erm...actually, no I wouldn't, I'd have my head down a toilet.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:07, closed)

What can I say?
I'm a HARD northerner...








I said hard
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:11, closed)

What the hell are
You two doing on B3ta at this time of night?
I thought you had lives!
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:14, closed)

get to bed!
the lot of you!

*takes another sleeping pill*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:15, closed)

Late night b3ta
Is it bad that my excuse for not being asleep is that I can't be bothered?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:16, closed)

wha?
it's not that late, is it?

I need to stop drinking
(fox_handybread, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:20, closed)

Honestly...
I'm the insomniac here.

Stealing my thunder...

*mutters*

*carries on making a picture of a "Chicken Faced Huge-Dong Vampire Monkey" for Mr. Osok*
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:22, closed)

@Kaol
I really think you've found your calling with the photoshopping*

Are students not naturally insomniatic (word?) though?

*Just not true
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:24, closed)

^
I'm stressed therefore not sleeping properly. As usual. I'm loathe to take the tablets because they give you a sleep hangover.

@Davros' Granddad - you enjoy yourself, mate!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:24, closed)

@CHCB
Why not just use the alcohol?

Then you'll just have a normal hangover.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:25, closed)

I am limiting my alcohol intake
- had too much lately.
And given the amount I'd need to drink to get me to sleep, I couldn't cope with the 12 hours of vomiting the next day.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:26, closed)

Fair enough
In that case, I would recommend, BBC iplayer, quite the way to while away an entire night and not sleep...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:28, closed)

@POD
Depends how close you are to deadlines.

I can go three nights easily without sleep, but then things start to get odd.

Tonight is night number three.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:35, closed)

Well
I have 2 deadlines tomorrow, but they are taken care of.

Have another 4 in the next 2 weeks, and a birthday in there somewhere to try and celebrate.

I can go one night without sleep generally, but bad things start to happen towards the end of the next day. The sleepwalking cereal incident was a bad one...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:37, closed)

Nice!
This'll sound sarcastic, but I'm really jealous, I miss uni, and I miss being able to sleep at night properly.

Also, I wish that I didn't have to google pictures of "Gigantic horse penis".
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:40, closed)

...
I like how you say you 'have to' google them. It makes it sound like you have OCD about it or something.

I actually quite like having the routine of having stuff to get up for. All goes to hell in the holidays when I wake up and have no idea what day it is. Or what time. Or how that dog ended up tied to my bed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:42, closed)

Well...
"Have to" in the sense that I'm making a composite animal, that has a "huge dong".
I've gone with a snake penis, they're real creepy looking.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:44, closed)

Hmm
Searching snake penis in yahoo:

- Yes, they are freaky
- Brought up a photo of something entitled 'nob spoon'
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:46, closed)

Check this out...
curlygirl.no.sapo.pt/imagens/hemipenis.jpg
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:48, closed)

...
What.

The.

Hell.

Is it two, or one split in half?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:49, closed)

Snakes and lizards
Have one, that splits at the base into two.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:50, closed)

"Things I did not expect to be reading at 1am"
This would definitely go on that list.

And they only use one at a time. Fools.

Give your uber-monster 6 of the things.

Edit: And a hook that can deglove things....
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:54, closed)

I'm just about done on it actually
I'll Gaz you it in a couple of mins.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:59, closed)

Waits with baited breath
And a slight fear as to how it shall actually look.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:02, closed)

*sends it*
Anyone else want?
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:05, closed)

Well
I dared to look, and that is actually brilliant. Much better than the cock spunking on al earlier.

And do you really expect anyone else to reply just now?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:07, closed)

Don't really expect
Them to, no...

Glad you liked it.

I don't know if it's NSFW or not...
I also dunno what'll happen if I post it on the main board.
Get flamed, most likely.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:11, closed)

Hmm
Not having a place of work, I don't know if it would be safe. I would look at it from uni though.

But then folk at uni looked at midget porn once.....

If you post it, we can all head over to t'board and rant about how awesome it is, because it is, and then they shall all be defeated.

A-ha.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:13, closed)

Posted it
On the "links board".
A penis-shaped cake was NSFW, so this most certainly is.

www.b3ta.com/links/Chicken_faced_huge_dong_vampire_monkey
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:18, closed)

That
Good sir, is a fair point.

Commented and clicked, and now may actually head to the sleepy place.

*Looks forward to new QOTW tomorrow*

Must increase attempts to beat you to 1st, despite going to be in lectures and group meetings all day.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:21, closed)

Cheers!
Well, I have a night of playing bass and reading ahead of me, can't see sleep happening.

I'm determined to get the last post tomorrow, then I win a burlesque dance :D

Night!
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:24, closed)

Why
oh why are you going to play bass now? There are better things to be doing.

Like playing the drums :)

*Considers trying to remember where bass is*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:26, closed)

Because I play bass
I've got a drummer to hit stuff for me :p
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:28, closed)

Well,
I suppose that's an answer of sorts. I just leave my making noise for during the day. The shrivelled Italian lady above us complains otherwise.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:29, closed)

I just play
Without the amp on...
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:29, closed)

Hehe!
Will you regret this post in the morning I wonder : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 8:56, closed)

What is there to regret?
Fair enough on playing ampless. For some reason I didn't think of that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:13, closed)

Morning!
I hope everyone is rising from an alcohol/chemical/prescribed slumber with enthusiasm to greet the new day?

What's that I hear.... "Fuck off PJM!"???

Charming...

*huff*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:30, closed)

Morning all!
And what a glorious morning it is too. The sun is shining (well, peeking out from behind the clouds a bit), there's a slight breeze, the birds are singing...

Oh, fuck it, I slept in, am now at work and my head feels like it's not attached to the rest of me.

My own fault, really. This attempt at not overdoing it through the week really isn't working out as planned
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:37, closed)