Few years ago
After a particular night of inebriating liquids entering my bloodstream at a friends house I awoke to find myself covered in drawings of penises and some shiny glitter stuff and lacking an eyebrow, turns out I had been the first to pass out and my friends had taken advantage.
A few days later with vengeance still in my mind I saw one of their cars parked up outside a pub we frequented, deciding the best course of action was a bit of petty vandalism... http://www.flickr.com/photos/30076309@N00/2549509156
(Freddles, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:52, 14 replies)

Linking to porn with no warning?
Congratulations, You are a cunt!
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:29, closed)

I sat through 12 swings.
It's kind of mesmerising. NSW though if you're a workaholic or a night-shifter...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:36, closed)

Old and not really funny the first time.
Also, I believe that this is strictly verboten by the rules of b3ta...
( Wanderer, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:39, closed)

Shame the mods are fucking useless, really.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:49, closed)

don't dis the mods dude.
i reckon they have a fair load on their plates most of the time.
if twats like freddles is anything to go by...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:57, closed)

I put it to you that short of cr3 and robtoo, who are too busy stopping the place from breaking, there aren't any mods.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:59, closed)

Or at least not on here.
They'll all be over on /board, touching the tips of their internet willies together.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:00, closed)

well we'll see if the gaz i dropped cr3 has any effect.
in the mean time i'm gonna head over to extremetube.
the few seconds of meatspinner gave me the taste for a bit of rude...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:07, closed)

You bastard
That was below the belt in more ways than that. As above, against rules, deserve rap across knuckles. Plus Mrs Blink now thinks I'm a closet gay, instead of just a closet perv.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:49, closed)

bad form.
abide by the rules or bugger off.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:50, closed)

Awe, It'slike a long lost friend paying a visit.
I find those tan lines offensive mind.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:12, closed)

Poor form
but "touching the tips of their internet willies together" is a great line!
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:19, closed)

Hang fire, don't make it look like that shitcunt is responsible for my wordy genius.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:20, closed)

ffs credit where credit's due!
that's a quality line and i'm gonna borrow it if i may?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:40, closed)

Feel free.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:42, closed)

Naughtystepped
motherfucker.

The mods are attentive.
( Wanderer, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 2:00, closed)

Ahhh... so it wasn't a link to ratemykitten originally?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:02, closed)

I thought it was a little over the top for a kitten.

( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:28, closed)

No.
It was to meatspin, an animated gif of a tranny getting railed while his/her danglybits flop around. You can look it up if you wish, but I advise against.

I asked chthonic to do something about it, and he very nicely complied. My appreciation to the mods, who do their job quietly and effectively.
( Wanderer, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 3:01, closed)

Is this some sort of Are You Being Served, "My pussy was put to good work round the back of the pub" innuendo I'm not getting?
(johnson, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:22, closed)