
Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
( , Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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After a particular night of inebriating liquids entering my bloodstream at a friends house I awoke to find myself covered in drawings of penises and some shiny glitter stuff and lacking an eyebrow, turns out I had been the first to pass out and my friends had taken advantage.
A few days later with vengeance still in my mind I saw one of their cars parked up outside a pub we frequented, deciding the best course of action was a bit of petty vandalism... http://www.flickr.com/photos/30076309@N00/2549509156
( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:52, 14 replies)

Congratulations, You are a cunt!
( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:29, closed)

It's kind of mesmerising. NSW though if you're a workaholic or a night-shifter...
( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:36, closed)

Also, I believe that this is strictly verboten by the rules of b3ta...
( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:39, closed)

i reckon they have a fair load on their plates most of the time.
if twats like freddles is anything to go by...
( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:57, closed)

( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:59, closed)

They'll all be over on /board, touching the tips of their internet willies together.
( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:00, closed)

in the mean time i'm gonna head over to extremetube.
the few seconds of meatspinner gave me the taste for a bit of rude...
( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:07, closed)

That was below the belt in more ways than that. As above, against rules, deserve rap across knuckles. Plus Mrs Blink now thinks I'm a closet gay, instead of just a closet perv.
( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:49, closed)

I find those tan lines offensive mind.
( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:12, closed)

but "touching the tips of their internet willies together" is a great line!
( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:19, closed)

( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:20, closed)

that's a quality line and i'm gonna borrow it if i may?
( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:40, closed)

It was to meatspin, an animated gif of a tranny getting railed while his/her danglybits flop around. You can look it up if you wish, but I advise against.
I asked chthonic to do something about it, and he very nicely complied. My appreciation to the mods, who do their job quietly and effectively.
( , Wed 9 Feb 2011, 3:01, closed)

Is this some sort of Are You Being Served, "My pussy was put to good work round the back of the pub" innuendo I'm not getting?
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 23:22, closed)
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