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"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear Spanky Hanky
You're a bastard.

Actually no. Not a bastard, a fucking bastard.

Why? Because you're just too fucking funny, and even if some of your stories are utter bullshit, I not only love reading them, but wish a little inside that I was you. Or if not be you, at least be able to be a bit more like you.

But I won't be. I'll just go on being me, and you'll go on having outrageous anecdotes to regale to us all, usually about your alcohol, sex and bodily fluid antics.

You utter, utter, utter bastard.

I dare you to give me a click. At least by getting to the "popular" page this week, I can pretend I'm just a little closer to being more Spankified.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:36, 60 replies)
Fucking hell

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:44, closed)
I think we need a mod to confirm this is actually spanky hanky on another account.

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:46, closed)

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:57, closed)
ssshhhhhhhhhh !
This sort of talk will send the offtopic B3tans into an emo rage! They're probably already discussing it now in between calling each other cunts and going on about how their taste in music is far superior to anyone elses. Shhhhhhhh!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:49, closed)
and then some
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:52, closed)
you've got to admit though
the above is pretty fucking gay.

Don't see you bitching about this though and as we all know, there is a thin line between love and hate.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:54, closed)
I reckon Accounts Dracula
is a second account.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:55, closed)
You're wrong there
This is a bit 'gay'. But the fact you lot are on it like flies round shit is so incredibly fucking predictable it hurts.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:55, closed)
like flies on shit?
when you posted that I was the only person who had commented who is a regular on OT, and I don't much give a shit about SH's posts either way.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:57, closed)
I think he's ignoring me

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:58, closed)
who can blame him
you are a horrible, horrible person
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:59, closed)
He's ignoring me
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:13, closed)
In a sense yes
Im ignoring you because you're just a bit of a needy little twat who likes to act the hard man on the internet. The other offtopic people I've come across seem ok if not a little bit pointlessly angry. You on the other hand just come across as a bit of a sad and needy softie who likes to act like conan the barbarian via the web and a keyboard. No interest in you from me whatsoever.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:18, closed)
how are you replying to me,
I don't understand this witchcraft.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:21, closed)
If you can read this here's a counter point.
From what I can tell you've replied to me twice. The first time was to call me a cunt and tell me you're putting me on ignore. The second time was to call me a needy little twat etc etc. If I jumped to the same ammount of conclusions you did I would be gazzing the mods saying you're bullying me and you hate me.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:31, closed)
he thinks you're worthless but he's going to buy me beer. IN YOUR FACE PSYCHOCHOMP!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:21, closed)
More fool him, I'm much nicer than you.

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:24, closed)
You look more like Clark Kent before the transformation
I look like the laughing cavalier
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:28, closed)
Was referring to the latest post on OffTopic
Thought I'd go and have a quick look and whoa what a suprise! This post is something you lot absolutely feel the need to talk about. Pathetic. Run along now and call one of your little friends a cunt, there's a good boy.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:59, closed)
So you're not ignoring me then.
You are getting very upset ONLINE though.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:00, closed)
Just sitting eating a sandwich passing the time. Going to read some other posts now. Not completely spanky fixated like you lot appear to be. You're actually pretty damn funny. But you do come across as being a bit of cunt needlessly on here for the sake of it. I'm sure if I met you in real life I'd think you were a decent stand up bloke.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:01, closed)
have you considered the thousands of other posts on OT that aren't about spanky?
and all the other replies to other qotw posts that aren't his?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:03, closed)
I like the posts about breasts

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:05, closed)
clicking this
and clicking your qotw suggestion again too, for good measure
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:13, closed)
As much as I'd like to stay here and wade through the tired standard replies you give on this subject I really can't be bothered. Lets just say you win and then you'll feel all big and grown up. Watched Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back last night - funny how they get so enraged about people slagging them off on the internet anonomously. Must feel like a big man having a go at someone through the safety of an internet website username. I suppose the internet was invented for people to bitch and moan about unimportant stuff so you go for it, have a ball, whatever floats your boat.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:07, closed)
You've really mastered the old
"I can't be bothered with this" flounce. Good effort.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:11, closed)
Thank you
I've got work to do and a purpose in life that doesn't involve bitching about people too much on the internet. 20 mins a day is my limit. Laters and if we do ever meet up and you're not a massive twat (like you appear here sometimes when your bloods up) I'll buy you a beer. Consider this my flouncing off in a huff post.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:14, closed)
textbook "I don't have time for this, let'st just say you win" stuff there
nice one. you must be pleased.

I'm not sure how anything I've said can be construed as having a go at someone. Nor is it anonymous. Wouldn't take a genius to find out who I am merely by following a link in my profile.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:13, closed)
But I'm not a stalker am I?
Rather pathetic reply there. I'll give you 2 out of 10 for that.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:14, closed)
I'm not trying to score points
do you view this is a competition?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:16, closed)
I do
By my reckoning I'm winning by three points at the moment.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:18, closed)

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:18, closed)
I'm sure if I met you in real life
I would wonder why you get so upset on someone else's behalf on the internet.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:05, closed)
It's the B word
You know the word I'm talking about. Go and do something constructive instead of needlessly having a go all the time to look hard infront of your offtopic mates. Its just tedious and like I said you're a funny guy when you're not being a complete dick.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:09, closed)
I thought you couldn't be bothered to wade through the replies?

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:10, closed)
well, I feel put in my place
nothing like someone taking the internet way too seriously and being patronising to teach one a lesson.

you know what? you're worse than Hitler.

also, this is the internet, none of them are little, and they are all cunts.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:01, closed)
you're a cunt

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:02, closed)
fuck off you
he said friends
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:04, closed)
But just as handsome
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:02, closed)
if the tache and side parting look do it for you....
he was a snappy dresser though
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:04, closed)
Awwwwww boy
I love this stuff.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:55, closed)
Yeah but
COME ON!!!??
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:35, closed)
I'm not taking that...
...from any cunting Doors fan.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:48, closed)
Have you all * missed the point of qotw by any chance?
*posts above (and arranged to the right).
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:06, closed)
Um, yeah. This^
Letters they'll NEVER read. As opposed to "an open letter to someone who is known to read what is posted in the place I posted it"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:25, closed)

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:39, closed)
Well, he lives in N. London
if you want to go suck him off. Then we can have:

(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:55, closed)
I fully endorse this QOTW suggestion and would be more than up for putting in the hours
(or minutes in my case) of necessary research required to give it my best, um, shot...

PS - Slow day on here today?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:01, closed)
It's all very well saying you'll put in the hours
but you don't know who might show up. Even Psychochomp.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:06, closed)
I'm hoping my one is next week
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:05, closed)
and what will the ladies do all week?
Those that aren't wearing comfortable shoes?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:08, closed)
Or those men
that prefer jumping over puddles?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:09, closed)
"Brown nose, in the ring
Tra l-la-l-la"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:03, closed)
*Backs away slowly*

I wonder if this now counts as my most popular post ever....
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:01, closed)
Only if your other posts involved you repeatedly mashing the keyboards with your fists
And even then, only barely
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 5:14, closed)
It could be argued
That they are the equivalent of that.

There is a difference between best and most popular, you know.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 6:06, closed)
And there's a difference between 'popular' and 'has a lot of replies, mostly from people taking the piss'
My point still stands
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:28, closed)
Fair point.
But, either way, I don't care.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:07, closed)
* runs around *
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:18, closed)
Oooh, a crowd!
Even better, there's a dick fight in the middle.

I want icecream, Ham flavour!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:45, closed)

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