Facebook and other online 'places'
I have just received this unsolicited email and I can quite honestly say I've not laughed so much all week...


"Hiya, I just wondered if you'd be interested in threeway sex with me and my GF - we're pretty adventurous and would like to try it. I used to go climbing as well. So you know - we'd have something to chat about in between sets x"


Pathological liar? Maybe....
Chancer? Certainly.





Length? I'll never find out.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 15:25, 12 replies)

Crazy people!
I'm sorry but I cannot understand all these strange people on sites like that who contact me and want to be my friend.

Why the fuck do these people want to be my friend? Can someone explain this to me. I can understand your experiance of getting asked to be a sex partner, but friends!!!! It completely freaks me out each time I get solicited. I can understand pervs but not normal people who want to chat. Am I missing something here?
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 15:31, closed)

Actually
I had this particular chap down as someone entirely normal with a rather bizarre sense of humour....but perhaps that's just me.

I do understand what you're saying though...the 'normal' people tend to be rather bland and boring...give me the pervs and nutters any day...Why else would I be on here?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 15:39, closed)

Ballroom dancers
A (male) friend of mine was recently approached by a ballroom-dancing couple whom he had met while playing some gig somewhere. They asked if he would like to participate in a threesome.

He politely declined, seeing as it would have been two men and one woman, and they were in their 60s (he's mid 40s), so he didn't fancy the idea much!

Thing is, they were boring, bland people in everyday life, but obviously a bit pervy otherwise.

It takes all kinds, I suppose.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 16:25, closed)

interstign kinds of line...
"so we'd have something to talk about"

sure.. that's the way it always goes.. you've just been boning someone elses' missus, and once you've shot your bolt ... "So, do you prefer tri-cams or traditional wedges when leading 6a routes in granite? I find the BlackDiamond's new set of orange carabiners are ratehr fetching, don't you?... ahh. I'm hard again: bend over!"

Freakish fool...

Well Chickenlady... which came first... the Chicken or the Egg? ;o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:16, closed)

Oooooooo
I love climbing porn. And threesomes. But I never combine the two because the ensuing jealousy can lead to belaying 'accidents'. And it's not a good idea to use a number 3 nut in someone's arse, trust me.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:05, closed)

Oh I don't know...
A number 3 nut is a nice little one...a decent sized hex...now that's another matter entirely...

And no one is getting their hands on my number 6s!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:16, closed)

Oh, and another thing
Humpty... I have one of Blackdiamond's new orange carabiners...someone tried to buy it off me the other day...but I won't part with it....it's shiny, and orange and has a nice big screwgate :D


And it has to be wedges all the way...none of this fancy cam lark!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:21, closed)

hexes
I love hexes. Amazing on grit AND you can clobber small animals with them.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:37, closed)

Jeez
You guys...

shakes head in envy at British wit
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:47, closed)

Wot? No Cams?
I can't believe you said that...

Clearly you've never been running out of grip on a crimp, 4 meters above your last bit of gear and fiddling to get one of your last nuts into a questionable placement....

Friends/cams/flexis are absoloutly THE thing for those times... or.. good ole tricams: I love mine dearly: good in icy conditions too =)

Re shinyness and Black Diamond; I have a couple of quick-draws with eh orangy bits, and 2 screwgates... the first screwgate i got in that mad colour was to go though my "lucky" figure 8... t's pink/purple.. I was going fo the nastiest clash known to man.. and I think I succeeded.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 7:04, closed)

A/S/L?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 7:22, closed)

Cams
Are for girls












retreats to safe distance to watch Humpty explode
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:53, closed)