Does it need to be asked . . .
Why would your Mrs care what you ate and when, and even so, why would you take any notice?

I get the point of the story, but it's a fly buzzing against the window while an elephant is crashing around behind us.
(username failed moderation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:29, 1 reply)

She hates me eating late simply that it makes her hungry and she ends up eating food getting heartburn then blaming it on me Also for some reason she thinks that a size 12 is obese for some reason
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:35, closed)

Ignore the tubby bitch.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:36, closed)

would do but there's no button

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:37, closed)

I liked this!
(Catrim, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:35, closed)

Ent they your 'speciality' AA
How big a heifer is your dream bird?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:43, closed)

About the half the size of yours, usually.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:44, closed)

Dunno AA you've fucked one of the fatest fucks on qotw, it's very own poster girl Bella
You could set up a Tubby chasing masterclass for qotw virgins
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:48, closed)

When do you want to sign up for it then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:49, closed)

I've already taken notes from the master in action, following chubsters around online 'lolling' and pandering at everything they post worked a treat for you
I particularly admired your 'Pièce de résistance' when you bigged up her risible militant hairy lesbianism blog on links describing it as 'groundbreaking and intelligent'. Still at least you got to stick your pecker up her stinkhole, and it's not like you've ever been troubled by anything like pride or self respect.

Fookin magnificent
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:02, closed)

Yes, of course Rory, that's exactly what I said.
Or not - www.b3ta.com/links/579700.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:05, closed)

It was real hide behind the sofa stuff. I'd never realised that someone could stoop so low to bag a fat chick

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:09, closed)

I'd never realised someone was so pathetic as to follow people around the internet and continually misquote them, in order to mock
But hey, you learn something new every day.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:14, closed)

I don't have to follow you around to mock you, you're very much a stationary blubbery target
Sounds like you need a Waaaahbulance this Monday morning
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:19, closed)

Nope, feeling pretty good actually.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:23, closed)

Great, excellent, good for you
Ever so glad that your serious bout of self diagnosed crippling internet depression has finally cleared itself up.












































Until the next time you feel like gaining some online sympathy and attention.

































































































from fat birds
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:27, closed)

Where does this
come from?

Almost every conversation you and your grumpy little mates butt into ends up with you either accusing someone of being depressed, or angry.

Just curious, firstly what makes you think this, and secondly, why do you think it's worth saying - is it supposed to piss someone off?

I have a theory - you think it's effective because normally nobody answers you. Maybe you think you have sent them off crying?

Actually, it just makes it plain that you've run out of things to say, so nobody carries it on.
(username failed moderation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:46, closed)

He posted a story about trying to kill himself on his lunch break with a mcdonalds cutlery set once, check out his qotw stories, 'it's golden'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:56, closed)

Yeah but even with all that you have said rory.
You are and will forever be, a grade A penis.


Even your mum hates you.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:06, closed)

I'm not following you there
and I can't see the MacDonalds cutlery thing.

It doesn't naswer the question either, but I'm not that bothered.
(username failed moderation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:15, closed)

HE TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF WITH PLASTIC CUTLERY BECAUSE HE WAS MADE UP DEPRESSED

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:18, closed)

You seem to
be a bully.
(username failed moderation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:00, closed)

Rory
Why oh why are you such a bell end? Does it make you feel big to know that everyone regards you as being the QOTW equivalent of herpes? An inconvenient rash that does no real harm but is irritating as hell and is impossible to get rid of.
When you were born did your mum have septic piles which the doctor removed and which then grew up to be you?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:11, closed)

^ this.
(username failed moderation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:22, closed)

"You could set up a Tubby chasing masterclass for qotw virgins"
Is fucking golden.

Sadly it's too long to have as one's signature.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:18, closed)

But then
www.b3ta.com/questions/buzzwords/post688394

Really? You've got to be trolling, right?
(username failed moderation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:37, closed)

No
she stopped that now
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:43, closed)

I reckon Mrs Claude Speed is your mum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:07, closed)