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I once got bumped up to first class in the 90 minute leg of a 16 hour flight. Tell us about your insignificant little triumphs and minor victories. (Driving a Honda Accord doesn't count).

(McChinaman banned, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 12:13)
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When Suzi Quattro sang "you gotta can the can", what do you think she meant?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 22:22, 32 replies)
Bumming.
In the gob.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 23:54, closed)
Anti-littering protest?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 4:14, closed)
Tintin

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 8:21, closed)
Tinned pig anus

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 8:23, closed)
Put the toilet down the toilet

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:21, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 9:43, closed)
She liked excessively secure food packaging?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:31, closed)
I think she meant to earn herself a few quid with a catchy pop song

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:46, closed)
she'll need an accountant then.
Can you recommend any?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:05, closed)
Yes, I'm meeting a couple of them at the pub after work tonight
Though I'm not sure that any of them have the capacity to travel back in time to 1973.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:34, closed)
no, but if you talk to an accountant for a few minutes, it'll feel 42 years

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:36, closed)
Is Dozy an accountant then?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:44, closed)
worse
HE DISCIPLINES ACCOUNTANTS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:44, closed)
Oh, like a dominatrix
Good for him, it's not really my bag but it takes all sorts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:52, closed)
not accountants.
Financial advisers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:14, closed)
Are you two competing to see who can be the dullest cunt on qotw?
Wipe's tube story put her out in front yesterday but you're making a strong comeback with this riveting exchange
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:28, closed)
tell me all about software enginearing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:30, closed)
Never get the copywriter to fill out the forms

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:31, closed)
it's swipe, not wipe

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:14, closed)
Really?
I always thought it was like Rachel's wipe

Are you sure you haven't got it wrong? 'Cause your way doesn't make much sense
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:16, closed)
it's rachel swipe
as in, rswipe.

i am perfectly sure of that.

edit: what, and rachel's wipe makes perfect sense?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:23, closed)
well Charlie Brooker has a weekly one?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:26, closed)
yeah, he misread it too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:32, closed)
You know, like Charlie Brooker's screen wipe
I thought there was some chick called Rachel, she wipes, this is the result
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:26, closed)
no
you overthought it.

go to the bottom of the class.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:32, closed)
Just because you got it wrong doesn't mean you have to get all cross about it
Anyone can make a mistake, we all understand that. You should go and ask Rachel, she'll tell you I'm right
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:35, closed)
Can it not be both?
I mean... one of the things one may well do with a wipe is swipe it across something... possibly a Rachelsbottom?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:37, closed)
the lack of apostrophe would offend me greatly

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:38, closed)
Never mind you, what does Rachel think about it?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:39, closed)
i resorted to wikipedia
and feel like i learned something new
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:37, closed)
I think she meant
"TH, I want you to peel this leather jumpsuit off me, do some coke then fuck like lunatics until the sun comes up"

I'm pretty sure it's that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:45, closed)

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