getting the last post

( WormuIus, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Alan Little used to manage Southend United.
He was shit. How I wish I'd seen some Little Victories then.


(OK, I know. But I am desperate for something related to the question to close this QOTW, anyone want to help me out? The more people post real stories to the end, the better chance we have of killing this annoying game off)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:17, 1 reply)

OK.
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( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Let's set up a new b3ta board, just for first/last posters
It could open and close several times a day

For all I care.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:14, 1 reply)

bugger
I really should know better as this whole first / last post thing is quite puerile, but I should also know better than to be high at work for much the same reason....oh well :)
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:11, 1 reply)

Nope.
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( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Last post?
*plays bugle*
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Coun't be bothered to go into work yesterday
So I called in sick with food poisoning. ("I woke up at 3am and had to redecorate the toilet" normaly doesn't get any further enquiries)

Come into work today and my boss and co worker are ill with food poisoning. Just me in the office and the 2 office political wankers I work with are actualy off being noisly sick.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

£900
Tax rebate on Monday, woot!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:18, 5 replies)

First Post...Go Me...
This happend while Travelling on a flight from Heathrow to LA a few years back. We had asked the girl at checkin for the exta leg room seats, I'm 6ft, dad 6ft3 and brother 6ft7 so they were more than obliging...We got onto the plane and were very happy with the 4foot or so of leg room. Plane takes off and I stretch out, close my eyes and try and get to sleep...then I felt something brushing against my leg, looked up and some twat was walking inbetween the seats and tripping over my, and my families legs, and scowling at us as if we'd all just simultaniously Gambled and lost with fart roulette. This went on for a good 30mins with people constantly using the space infront of our seats as a walk way making it impossible to get any rest or even get comfortable as, as soon you stretch out some wanker comes along and knocks you waking you up. After about the 10th person did it my dad took a stan...the next person who tried would be stopped and told to fuck off...

Then the Canadian man turned up...he tried to get past my dads outstretched legs, eventually tapping him on the shoulder and asking politely for him to move, dad stood up and at the top of his voice shouted "NO, you go AROUND the seats" the canadian guy, shocked, and with a look on his face like some one had offer to lick his ring piece clean shouted back "you are the rudest man I have ever met", he was met with a hearty "fuck off" and went off to get the stewardess to complain...2mins later angry Canadian is back with the head stewardess and a smug "I've got someone to tell you whats what look" on his face. She then took a good 5mins loudly explaining to the guy that we were totally in the right, it was an emergency exit, it was clear that you wern't supposed to walk there, and would he kindly please be a good little boy and remain seated. He was so embarrassed that he slunk off to his seat without saying a word, and we were given a free (full sized) bottle of wine for being troubled...slept very well after that *hic*
(Bushcricket, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:58, 9 replies)

Gooners FINALLY beating Bareclona...
At home. For the first time in how long?

Wait for the return at the Nou Camp...

'Course, I'm not bitter or anything...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:51, 4 replies)

A four year old girl...
..beat me at 'Operation' one New Years Day morning when she ran into the room and shoved it under my face.

What can I say? She didn't have the same shakey hands that I had that morning.

She was also only about 3ft tall.

So I think that counts as a little victory.

Although I'd like the real 'little victory' to be that something at least resembling an actual story ended up as the last post.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:32, 10 replies)

I don't care about last post
I just don't want them to have it.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I'm NOT scrabbling for last post like I did with those blowjobs
thus I win.

Edit: wait, damn.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Nope

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)