Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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WinnerWon a beautiful baby competition when I was 1, I hadn't been entered but legged it on to the stage mid show wearing scuffed shoes.
My brother still claims I won because the 'actual' winner went home...and the person in second place...and the person in third place...in fact I was the only one left.
Twat.
Goodness only knows what happened as I got older...
Also my best mate was headlines on CCTV for a local murder...that was funny.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:35, Reply)
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