Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Not me but......my brother inlaws brother, had fallen off a railway embankment (20ft up) onto the tracks (pissed) and had broken most of his limbs and was unconcious blah blah.
Cue local rag (Bolton Fuckshaft or something) wanting the full story from his mum and dad, but they didn't want to comment.
Next day they print a full (completely made up) interview from both Ma and Pa.
Fucking shits!
And every reporter I've ever met is an absolute cheap Topman suited ignoramus fuckwitted cunt and I hope they all die.
*WANKERS*
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 13:08, Reply)
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