Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Top of the FormI appeared in my local rag (the Sutton Guardian, provincial journalism fans!) for being part of a school quiz team. For the FOURTH consecutive year. They even referred to me as a 'quiz veteran.' I was 10 years old, you wankdogs, I can't even spell veteran!
The accompanying photo formed my only entry in the scrapbook my parents kept, reserving most of the space for my older brother's heroic footballing exploits, the sporty twat.
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