Look! It's me in the Local Paper
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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i was in the paper a couple of times
because our schools did something called bookweek, in which we all dressed up as characters from many different works of fiction.....oh the joy. anyway, i dressed up as a mermaid and what my mother neglected to tell me was that mermaids find it hard to walk. so i spent half the day falling over. but they decided that my costume was the best IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL (!) so i was on the front page. i got a taste for my fame and i was so pissed of when a girl dressed up as Babe the pig and won the next year i got really upset...so naturally i laughed when this crossed eyed girl called laura broke her nose.
ha
( , Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:44, Reply)
because our schools did something called bookweek, in which we all dressed up as characters from many different works of fiction.....oh the joy. anyway, i dressed up as a mermaid and what my mother neglected to tell me was that mermaids find it hard to walk. so i spent half the day falling over. but they decided that my costume was the best IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL (!) so i was on the front page. i got a taste for my fame and i was so pissed of when a girl dressed up as Babe the pig and won the next year i got really upset...so naturally i laughed when this crossed eyed girl called laura broke her nose.
ha
( , Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:44, Reply)
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