Look! It's me in the Local Paper
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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sixth grade
my school's spelling bee came down to my sister and I as the final two contestants. The local paper thought that was sufficiently interesting to use as the lead-in for its report on the spelling bees across the city.
senior year:
someone from the same paper was looking for a local student to write a story about where the local young folk liked to hang out. Somehow my entry managed to be the winning one.
various points later:
a columnist in yet the same paper seemed to enjoy printing nearly every letter I ever wrote to her, though fortunately the one I wrote when I was drunk and pissed off didn't make it to print.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2005, 2:59, Reply)
my school's spelling bee came down to my sister and I as the final two contestants. The local paper thought that was sufficiently interesting to use as the lead-in for its report on the spelling bees across the city.
senior year:
someone from the same paper was looking for a local student to write a story about where the local young folk liked to hang out. Somehow my entry managed to be the winning one.
various points later:
a columnist in yet the same paper seemed to enjoy printing nearly every letter I ever wrote to her, though fortunately the one I wrote when I was drunk and pissed off didn't make it to print.
( , Sat 12 Feb 2005, 2:59, Reply)
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