Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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landlord scumA while back when i worked for my students union, instead of carrying out a survey like i was supposed to, i fabricated a load of *facts* and *quotes* about the quality of local student housing. Many of these facts happened to support my argument that private landlords are lower than a worms scrotum and shouldn't be trusted at any cost.
Pleased with my industry i wrote a press release and fired it off to the local media.
The reponse was fantatsic!
Interviews on BBC radio, an invitation to address the local landlords and and offer my advice on how they could stop being low grade shit bags and a 2 page spread in the local rag filled with said facts and quotes from me, which i was pretty much allowed to write myself with a stooge mate of mine posing for photos in his squalid gaff highlighting the perrils of student housing.
Pot of jack, as they say in the old country!
(, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 11:15, Reply)
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