Look! It's me in the Local Paper
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Sausages
Cub scout. Aged about 9 and a precocious little twat. Photographed by the local rag at the cubs' hallowe'en barbecue with some other precocious little twats holding a string of sausages. I thought It'd be good to put one in my mouth.
Next week a full council investigation into whether food safety regs had been broken. Shame really, as my dad was the scout master.
( , Sun 13 Feb 2005, 23:44, Reply)
Cub scout. Aged about 9 and a precocious little twat. Photographed by the local rag at the cubs' hallowe'en barbecue with some other precocious little twats holding a string of sausages. I thought It'd be good to put one in my mouth.
Next week a full council investigation into whether food safety regs had been broken. Shame really, as my dad was the scout master.
( , Sun 13 Feb 2005, 23:44, Reply)
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