Look! It's me in the Local Paper
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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frontpage rebel & adultery.
1) the government thought at that time (end 80s)that education in my home country is going down the drain and therefore decided to tighten the screws on the curriculum. a bit. really not very much at all. but spoilt brats we were. we rallied through the city centre in our hundreds chanting abuse at the bastard politicians. came up to a school where pupils were locked in so they could not join in. cue us being real rebels and "stroming" the school by climbing over the fences. don't ask. i don't know why either.
next days local newspaper showed a picture of me on top of the fence - caught red handed so to say. front page.
so i was running though school being a proud twat and showing everyone the pic, even to my chemistry teacher who would be described in the uk as a tory tosser.
never got anything better than a d in chemistry after that. didn't like it anyway.
2) not me but a mate had a big photo of kissing a lass in the park with a caption along the lines of "romance in the park, spring is here". unfortunately she was not his g/f. who wasn't impressed.
if this was too long for you you would not be reading this anyway.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2005, 13:56, Reply)
1) the government thought at that time (end 80s)that education in my home country is going down the drain and therefore decided to tighten the screws on the curriculum. a bit. really not very much at all. but spoilt brats we were. we rallied through the city centre in our hundreds chanting abuse at the bastard politicians. came up to a school where pupils were locked in so they could not join in. cue us being real rebels and "stroming" the school by climbing over the fences. don't ask. i don't know why either.
next days local newspaper showed a picture of me on top of the fence - caught red handed so to say. front page.
so i was running though school being a proud twat and showing everyone the pic, even to my chemistry teacher who would be described in the uk as a tory tosser.
never got anything better than a d in chemistry after that. didn't like it anyway.
2) not me but a mate had a big photo of kissing a lass in the park with a caption along the lines of "romance in the park, spring is here". unfortunately she was not his g/f. who wasn't impressed.
if this was too long for you you would not be reading this anyway.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2005, 13:56, Reply)
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