Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Theeeeeee WINNER!!Won the Normanton half marathon (in some style I might add) - only trouble was the photographer wasn't ready for me.
Made me go back out of the sports ground and come back in again to (harummph) breast the tape. Bastard - I was well knackered.
What the article didn't say was there were only 3 others and a dog in the race, 2 on zimmers and 1 carrying an injury (1st time I beat brother-in-law mwahahaha) none of those being the dog btw, he got ermmm distracted by a bitch on heat.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 10:28, Reply)
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