Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Alexandra park minimarathonI was 10 and eager to participate cos I had nothing better to do other than play games on my zx spectrum, so my friend Tim and I headed off to Alexndra park to do the 'mini' marathon around the park.
Anyhow cut a long story short, I came 2 to last, only cos the guy behind me was about a million years old, and oh, i cheated by running around the flower gardens..
There I was proudly in the paper... 2nd to last.. What a triumph, i stuck to Daley Thompsons smash-the-fcuk out your keyboard after that..
Gay....
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 20:57, Reply)
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