I was set up on a blind date last week
the chap wasn't doing himself any favours turning up drunk and smoking like a chimney, talking constantly about how he'd found Jesus etc... but the shit really hit the fan when he noticed my Gay Pride ribbon on my bag.

How did he protest? It was one loud, amazing, mind-boggling analogy:

"If we ever have kids and the brother decides to sleep with the sister when they're still, like, ten... that wouldn't be as sinful as what those f*gs are up to."

Wasn't sure if I should point out that he'd just done more to cheer on the Bible's stance on incest than denounce the Gay community, so in the end I just called him a fucking idiot and left.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:25, 12 replies)

I think you should stab the person who set you up on said blind date for being an utter cunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:31, closed)

I don't think they knew, weirdly
the guy is new in town and I think they felt sorry for him. And, presumably, thought I was desperate. ;)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:44, closed)

Which public school did he go to?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:37, closed)

Are you suggesting that public schooling leads to homophobia?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:00, closed)

I'd have thought public schooling turned people into pederasts.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:11, closed)

It turned me into a newt!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:20, closed)

I'm suggesting homophobes are less likely to get called onto the carpet for it if they're public-schooled.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:24, closed)

That's not really true though is it? Yobs in pubs can go round calling people queer with impunity
whereas those with something to lose (positions of responsibility in the public eye for example) are more likely to keep any unpleasant opinions to themselves.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:45, closed)

If they've got enough of a political and moral credit rating, they'll be considered outspoken and charmingly eccentric rather than the vile bigots they actually are.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:47, closed)

How are the kids getting on?

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:07, closed)

Did the person who set you up on the blind date actually hate you?

(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:31, closed)

One of the best things about working shifts was that I could legitimately turn down all blind dates with excuses like
"sorry, I'm working nights that week" or "sorry, I'm doing overtime" without the lied-to party having any reasonable cause for doubt.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:49, closed)