Now I'm not saying that those of us who don't eat meat are real people with our own opinions or owt
but this is well lol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:58, 33 replies)

You've been a veggie for a week
and you've already turned in to one of "those" veggies
( Peej, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:01, closed)

I'm not even a proper veggie
but only in the first few weeks of giving up meat are you going to have these conversations
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:06, closed)

Nope...
11 years under my belt. If the topic ever comes up, these tend to be the kind of things you hear.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:20, closed)

Bugger
I'd really hoped this was a phase
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:40, closed)

Some of those are pretty valid arguments.
So what exactly is your point?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:06, closed)

HERE'S MY POINT BITCH
*unzips*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:07, closed)

*whips out magnifying glass*
Nope. Still not seeing anything.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:10, closed)

Amongst my people I am a god

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:16, closed)

I would imagine that effeminate, dancing, quiz-show winning, telecomms analysts are a pretty small demographic

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:24, closed)

I was voted in as god by a 100% majority

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:28, closed)

The only reason people become vegetarian is to get attention for their pickiness.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:14, closed)

become vegetarian post repeatedly on QOTW
pick need
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:15, closed)

There there.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:21, closed)

How's the dog?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:23, closed)

I changed it's diet to vegetarianism to match mine.
Now it stinks worse than your mum.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:25, closed)

Quick- someone tell me vegetarian is an indian for bad hunter!

( vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:18, closed)

It's missing "But you use medicines which will have been developed and tested on animals."

( Pig Bodine., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:20, closed)

You forgot 'rancid veggie farts from living on decaying beansprouts and tofu'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:23, closed)

That's the centre spot
It's a black bumhole
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:41, closed)

But that is written by a defensive vegetarian.
I'd be surprised if 0.0001% of the population have ever said a single one of those things.

Nobody cares. Veggies get stick not for being sanctimonious, or whatever it is you think we think you are. They get stick for being boring about it.
(username failed moderation, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:37, closed)

Oh no. Oh no. I've met plenty of sanctimonious vegetarians.
In fact, it would be easier to number the vegetarians I've met that weren't worthy, ostentatiously pious, preachy twats: 2.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:41, closed)

Everything will change when you meet me
Because I'm going to rape you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:51, closed)

It's not rape if I can't feel it, Tiny.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:56, closed)

A legal loophole I've been more than happy to explot
whilst making averagely-anused men feel like Goatse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:59, closed)

I'll exploit YOUR loophole if you don't....oh hang on.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:46, closed)

Darth, I love man, but for fuck's sake
maybe, just maybe if you hadn't announced your diet change with such a fucking fanfare.....

I swear, I was veggie for 5 years and other than the occasional query about eating fish (a lot of 'vegetarians' do, so fair question) and maybe the odd wistful reference to bacon, I got none of this. you know why? I didn't bring it up every 5 minutes, just like how I rarely mention the fact I know eat meat sometimes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:15, closed)

I liked vegetarians before they were famous.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:17, closed)

Christ woman I just thought it was funny
and you know my life is so paralysingly dull that I have to eke every last bit of attention out of any remotely noteworthy event
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:18, closed)

sorry.
I was letting my dislike for most vegetarians spill over on to you.

smug cunts.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:22, closed)

I'm pescetarian
which makes me both sanctimonious AND a hypocrite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:23, closed)

That definitely is the best kind of vegetarian.
If you're going to do it, do it properly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:35, closed)

I know plenty of vegetarians, and you know what?
It never seems to come up in conversation. They don't make an issue out of their dietary choices, and neither do I. Maybe it because none of us are 13 and being difficult about our diets in order to piss off mum and dad in the most passive way possible?

I don't know any vegans, though, so I assume that malnutrition has seen them all off.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:24, closed)

One missing
"No matter how sensitive you try to appear, she's still not going to sleep with you"
(ubergeekian, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:36, closed)