I worked as a steward
in the Colston Hall in Bristol.

Oh the irony...

In 1991 I witnessed a show by Roy 'Record Breaker' Castle and his death trumpet. He told the following joke:

Q: What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi?
A: You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

The entire audience of Daily Mail reading Over 50 Plan cunts laughed.

I merely let a fart I'd been nursing and hoped it found its way up Castle's nose.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:15, 9 replies)

How dare you blaspheme against St. Roy, martyred by the heathen smokers!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:18, closed)

Way to crush part of my childhood.
:(
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:06, closed)

So it was you who gave him lung cancer.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:55, closed)

If he had married Beyoncé
Then she'd now be Beyoncé Castle!

Boom boom.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:00, closed)

They used to make the same joke
about Italians,
before that the French.
It's a bit worn out.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 1:17, closed)

No that's cheese on toast.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:36, closed)

Well don't tell I
tell Castle's gossie.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:19, closed)