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Freddie Woo says: "A bloke who lived next door to my mum told me on the day Diana died that it was 'God's punishment for sleeping with an Arab'". Tell us stories of bigots, racists, sexists, homophobes and loud-mouths so that we may point and laugh

(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:03)
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There is this really conservative church near my place, like so conservative that they have been outside the official Church for a time. I learned recently that they had a mass for Franco, not for his soul but for what he did when he was alive.
Anyway, a couple of years ago this distant friend persuaded me to come to one of their Post-mass drinks (people from 20 to 30), went there a bit reluctantly but hey, you don't come across religious nuts that often.
It was quite nice actually, until one of them turned to my group and said, as I was religiously listening to their encounter with Jesus
"Hey, don't you agree that concentration camps are a myth?" all of them nodded and approved.
"Well, one of those days you should talk to my grandfather who is one of the youngest survivor of the camps. Bye" was my reply. I did not try to argue, it's useless with this kind of people, I just walked out the bar (and did not pay for my drink).

(One of those days I'll tell you about this anti-bigot who was such an anti-bigot that she was a fucking one.)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:22, 14 replies)
That last sentence, you're talking about
"but hey, you don't come across religious nuts that often"

"I did not try to argue, it's useless with this kind of people"

Right?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:26, closed)
Hypocrisy be damned
Content outweighs packaging. I bet you only drink 'ethical' coffee.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:56, closed)
I only drink tethtical coffee.

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:00, closed)
One lump or two?

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:05, closed)
I only drink Tet Offensive coffee.
It's got an explosive taste!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:17, closed)
I enjoy roasting the civets on an open fire
after they've eaten the coffee beans - knocks 2 tasks on the head and you get a meal with your coffee.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:30, closed)
No man,
I drink Nescafe.

I'm the least ethical person I know. I'm a complete scumbag.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:47, closed)
Tiger Brand Coffee ... is a real treat, er ... even tigers like it, instead of real meat!

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:42, closed)
"did not try to argue, it's useless with this kind of people"
That's the LOL bigotry, right?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:50, closed)
What do you mean "you people?"
What do YOU mean "you people?"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:04, closed)
Well I, for one, can't wait to hear about this anti-bigot who was such an anti-bigot that she was a fucking one.
It sounds like quite a story.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:38, closed)
I bet it was an anarchist punk
Probably an anarchist punk vegan, intolerable bastards as they are.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:02, closed)
I'd have em all turned into organic lampshades

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:11, closed)
Hey! Nice guess!
Although vegans, anarchists and punks are concerned she wasn't any of those.
It was at a Queer festival, so plenty of vegans, anarchists, punks and stuff but they were really nice (I discovered that anarchist punks dance on Britney Spears, it made me quite sad).
I had dreads at the time, so she came to me and after 10 minutes of conversation she said how racist it was for white people to wear mohawk or dreads, and that there were too many cisgenre guys anyway
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:10, closed)

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