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Freddie Woo says: "A bloke who lived next door to my mum told me on the day Diana died that it was 'God's punishment for sleeping with an Arab'". Tell us stories of bigots, racists, sexists, homophobes and loud-mouths so that we may point and laugh

(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:03)
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I was visiting the folks this last weekend
We popped out to a garden centre so my mum could buy something, and being old they wanted a cup of tea. In the cafe was a young family with twin children, everyone was obviously cooing over them.

We left about the same time as the family, and as we were getting to the car the lady who had parked next to us with old mother in tow, said to my dad in passing. "Oooh, I always wanted twins", her mother snorted.

The woman then proceeded to say "I always quite fancied black twins too", her mother looked on, "but I didn't like the idea of what I'd have to do to get them..." and nodded knowingly.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:07, 7 replies)

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:19, closed)
Eventually, yes
But before that you'll have to change your name to something that sounds a bit like 'McDonalds' and make a music career churning out the musical equivalent of junk food.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:37, closed)
Linda McCartney?

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:15, closed)
Buggery King?

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:40, closed)
Too Catholic.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 6:43, closed)

Kinder Fried in Canola?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 6:33, closed)
What would she have had to do?
Go to a bar where black twins hang out and let them buy her a drink?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:15, closed)

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