I've lost my QOTW Bingo card
Can anyone help me recreate it?

I remember the following squares:

Maddy
Dreadful Pun
Unrelated story
Fritzl
America Bashing
Casual Racism
Star Wars
Film Plot In Disguise
Sudden Cowardly Deletion

UPDATED:

Honda Accords
Massive Drugs
Sweaty Internet Virgins
Apololgies for length
'...for that was his name'
Anagrams of Pearoast
*pop*
Long Time Lurker
"Needless to say"
Cue...
"I digress"
tl;dr
"Anyhoo"
Wavy Lines
'Not mine, but...'
My guilty pleasure is posting XX weeks late.
Obvious reference to news story Du Jour.
Please be gentle
'Blah, Blah, Blah "joke"'
Cheers
I like breasts
AICMFP
First...
POIDH
Your Mum
My X died of Y, you insensitive bastard
Unspecified pedantry
So your story is...(an irrelevant list with no bearing on the question, as it happens)
Should of...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:03, 21 replies)

Honda Accord of Justice

(McChinaman banned, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:07, closed)

and supermodels

(How soon is now?, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:44, closed)

Massive Drugs

(McChinaman banned, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:08, closed)

But in capitals

(How soon is now?, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:45, closed)

Sweaty Virgin
Lies on the internet
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:20, closed)

Apologies for length

and

"...for that was his name"
(TheManofScience, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:22, closed)

Needless to say
That was his first mistake.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:39, closed)

Cue or que.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:48, closed)

also: "I digress"
Grrrr
(Schindler's Wrist Brimful of asha and a P45, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:43, closed)

There's plenty in this post.
b3ta.com/questions/losingit/post1289034
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:47, closed)

Oh deary me.
Deary me, indeed.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:53, closed)

More fail than you can wave your willy at.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:56, closed)

I don't know.
It's a big willy.

Apologies for length.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:56, closed)

Anyhoo......

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:58, closed)

Hahahahaha
"A roundhouse kick to the head sorted that out ..."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:03, closed)

Wavy lines

(How soon is now?, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:10, closed)

Not me but a mate of mine.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:12, closed)

Something about being a 6ft plus rugby player/martial arts expert.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:32, closed)

'Please be gentle'
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:44, closed)

First
Story to follow
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:10, closed)

And I Claim My Five Pound
(superkitty is neither super nor a kitty, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:53, closed)

We're gonna need a bigger bingo card.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:55, closed)

Hahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:31, closed)

in replies:
pictures or it didn't happen / POIDH
(How soon is now?, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:57, closed)

POIDH & AICMFP
are internet wide tropes not just a QOTW
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:13, closed)

List updated accordingly.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:16, closed)

Ringofyre/The Mock Turtle getting upset at me, for no clear reason.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:23, closed)

"So your story is...?"

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:45, closed)

haha

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 23:18, closed)

Poke12345

(kitescreech still here, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:35, closed)

This.
^ That..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:00, closed)

Click "I like this!" if...

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:55, closed)