Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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I've lost...my way home during a party. The host fell asleep, everyone else was dozing (it was 2am) and this guy and I were chatting, completely pissed out of our heads. So, seeing as he's as hard as nails, we decided it would be fun to walk around the local area, which just so happens to be infested with chavs. With a teetotal girl who wouldn't know a fight if she saw one.
We wandered around for a bit, walked through mud and dumpsters and crap, then our torch died, so we decided to call it a night.
"So, how do we get home?"
"I dunno, I thought Sarah (the teetotal girl) would know..."
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"Fuck."
So we aimed ourselves in the right direction, and eventually made it back, in total darkness. The only chavs seen were observed from a long way off, thankfully, but it was still shit scary walking through alleys so dark you can't see your own feet.
I also manged to lose a shirt, some trousers, and a crap cap in the 18 month period I attended CCF at my school. All of which were replaced on the quiet by a mate of mine.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:44, Reply)
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