Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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lost ladiesIn Dublin on a stag do, got chatting to two rather attractive and extremely friendly young ladies from Scotland. They told me they were glamour models, who was I to argue? And they certainly seemed to be...ahem...qualified.
Anyway, ended up in a ricksaw with them on the way to a club, my mates all looking jealous and me rivaling Tony Blair in the smug gitness stakes.
Paid for entrance to the club and two bacardi and cokes, poor loves had no cash, went to the loo and returned to find said ladies had disappeared. Poor things must have been confused by the noise and lights and wandered off, no doubt desparately looking for me.
I hope they found their way home safely.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 11:42, Reply)
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