Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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Not me, but a legend in my hometown ...whose name must remain clouded in mystery due to the fact that he's a big time lawyer now and would sue my arse off ... lost his car.
Mr. X showed up at a party one evening and was right pissed by the time we left. The story goes he kept on imbibing the amber liquid many hours before attempting to drive home.
The police dropped X off at his home ca. 6-8 hours after his departure, giving his family their condolences: They had found him stark naked in the middle of the motorway crying his eyes out and telling them he was out of his head because the IRA had killed his brother.
It took the family about another week to find the car, which was parked in a suburb maybe 10-15 km from the motorway.
NB - X lives in New Zealand, has NO BROTHER, and, as far as I know, no family at all living in Ireland or England ... no bloody wonder he's such a cunting good lawyer!
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Ebay_is_"be"_in_Pig_Latin, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:25,
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