Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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Lost a snakeMy second pet snake was a very attractive Mexican Black Kingsnake who was very friendly to all and let everybody handle him...
Then, about 3 weeks after moving to my new house, I got him a new vivarium - meaning that I could use the old one as a cleaning tank. Now anybody who's kept snakes knows that the little fuckers are excellent escape artists. Cue me coming back into the room an hour later to find the snake gone, never to be seen again.
Now the worst bit: note I'd mentioned moving into a new house above. This house was a semi-detached house, and as we all know there are potentially lots of holes in the seperating wall, which an inch diameter snake can sneak through, so it was only prudent to warn the neighbours.
Cue a worried me ringing the doorbell of the two attractive women next door and trying to explain how my not exactly normal pet may enter their abode...
The moved out soon afterwards, never could understand why!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 21:41, Reply)
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