Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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there was the guy who smeared the word 'shit' on the wall of a cubicle in his own fecal matterthe guy who masturbated in the bogs and strategically placed his semen on the toilet seat. the guy who quit and ran around the building wearing only his shoes. the guy who washed his knob in the sink.
is this commonplace or just my office?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:08,
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I had to use the bogs on a different floor of our building recentlyonly to find that the previous occupant had seen fit to stick all the bog roll he'd used to the walls of the cubicle.
I tend to avoid that floor of the building now.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:31,
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How do you know it was his own?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:30,
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fair point, i don'ti guess that makes it ok
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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Lies. It was you, wasn't it?(
Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:35,
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This happens all the time.Good thing I'm self-employed, really.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:38,
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In our of our cubiclesthere is a 'work in progress' where someone or maybe its a collective are making a huge wiggly trail of bogies along the wall next the bog (it's almost an Andy Goldsworthy). To be honest I've been tempted to add to it I just never seem to have a decent one available when I use that particular stall
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An office at work was found to be completely smeared in bogies, even on the ceiling. We had our suspicions but as several people use it nobody could prove who the culprit was.I was asked to help redecorate. Erm, no, sorry, I'm on leave next week!
You can still see the bogies under several coats of emulsion. Eurrgh. Dirty bastards.
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I'm just surprised they haven't caught you yet The Doveston(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 7 Sep 2013, 7:58,
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