Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Surprise!!My first job after leaving school was in the anatomy department of Bristol University. The floor above where I worked they kept the bodies the medical students practice on. My supervisor Pete who was an extremely laid back fun bloke to have in charge of you came into my lab looking concerned.
"can you help me with something sittingduck?"
"sure, what is it"
"it's in the body room, I hope you don't mind, you'll find out when we get there"
I was a bit apprehensive I was 17 and I, obviously, had never seen a dead body before. I wasn't scared or anything stupid like that,it just felt a bit weird about it.
He solemnly lead me upstairs and into the room. There were lots of tables and on each of them was a body covered with a sheet. He approached one of the tables still looking very grim then whipped the sheet off and shouted and pointed
"look at the size of that cock!" and pissed himself laughing
It was fucking huge mind
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fist job?More newsworthy than a dead Cock!
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well spottedLike huge dead cock story though. Wonder if cocks are like hair and nails.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:39,
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He must have been dead for fucking ages then(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:45, closed)
Keratin cock?Me so horny.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:48,
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edited;)
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I had to teach in the anatomy bays at Bunglingham a couple of times.They stank, and on one occasion I looked up and noticed a box with a human head in it on the nearby bench.
Not a good place to try to bluff your way through a tutorial while nursing a stinking hangover.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:34,
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