Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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On a side noteIf you hide in a fridge, you'll be completely protected from the effects of a nuclear explosion.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:40,
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You will, however,be complicit in 122 mins of utter tripe.
Personally, i'd rather be obliterated by said nuclear explosion!
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GrantedDeath from radiation poisoning is arguably more pleasant than having twenty years' expectations, fuelled by sweet 80s hero-nostalgia, crushed and suffocated under 122 minutes of total, unashamed bollocks.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:27,
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I watched that on DVDI want the 2 hours of my life back....
have a click for the story though
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I switched off after the 'gunpowder is magnetic' bollocksI hear the rest is shite too.
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Good thing nothing unrealistic happened in the preceding films.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:55,
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