Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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We're using some new tungsten carbide drills for the preliminary coal-face scouring operations.It's something they use in coal-mining.
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fascinatingtell me more
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You know how to write a cliffhangerDon't you?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:06,
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What a horrid euphemism.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:16,
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I was born a coal miner's daughter :((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:03,
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And you loved to have black in your shaft.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:19,
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(something about keeping my dick private)(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:54,
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Aye, and you had to ponce off to Barnsley. Hampstead wasn't good enough for the likes of you!(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:45, closed)
Apparently they will be able to 3D print coal out of coal dust in the near future. Amazing.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:06,
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