I suppose that's
because where your snake comes from, there aren't any pieces of glass for it to bang into.

Still, nice to see along with being stuffed into a small box, she's also providing you with a laugh when she hurts herself.
(username failed moderation, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:11, 2 replies)

I appreciate the mouth-frothing
But my snake was bred in captivity, and raised in a succession of little incubator tubs until she was old enough to be sold. So she comes from a place with lots of glass walls. Your argument is like asking why we stop dogs from savaging people since they're just being naturally feral...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:58, closed)

You'd think so,
but then why does she keep crashing into the glass?

I'm sure it's as hilarious as it sounds though. Small animals injuring themselves is always a bit of a hoot. You should paint clown makeup on her sometimes.
(username failed moderation, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:46, closed)

See also drunk people walking into sliding doors

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:25, closed)

Sober people, too.
Blind, sober people.
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:12, closed)

It's the snake's own fault.
I'm sure that most
other reptiles are
completely au fait with
the concept of heating
sand into a transparent
solid.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:45, closed)

A salient point, for sure, made all the more palatable by this innovative poem format.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:56, closed)

Thanks.
One strives for artistic merit in all endeavors.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:22, closed)

Long legless reptile
Sits within the glass fishbowl
Contemplating death
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:33, closed)

Cheers
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:16, closed)