The 'Dam 2010 (unfinished)
The guys at work are trying to arrange a trip to the 'Dam this year.

Some prize pillock has added "No children, partners welcome".

He doesn't understand what's wrong with this.

Discuss.
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:08, 15 replies)

Well, what IS wrong with it?
Are some of them paedophiles?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:11, closed)

Just realised how that reads...
I actually meant, why the sweet dilly dang-a-ding dong would you want to take your partners?

Why?
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:23, closed)

I don't know,
because you like them? Am I missing something important here? Maybe I've misunderstood what the 'Dam is. I had taken it to mean Amsterdam.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:26, closed)

ahh, you too! I feel I'd enjoy the story better if I understood it.
(Freakmandu, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:29, closed)

I believe
he is referring to leaving the partner behind, as he is prone to exploring the red light district.
Or, he feels it is discriminating against those who have partners that are children.
Either way.
(Turtlenuts, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:38, closed)

Hahaha no girlfriend.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:21, closed)

Can I borrow yours?
I've got a puncture repair kit.
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:23, closed)

You're assuming she'd go down on you

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:44, closed)

The man's
a fool!
(Clashrock is being stalked by his brother on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:27, closed)

I feel I should know what "The 'Dam" is...
(Freakmandu, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:27, closed)

I'm presuming you mean Amsterdam.
And people generally are with their partners because they quite like them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:38, closed)

It's so he can sleep with prostitutes.
It's ok though, because his partner is in another country and that wipes the morality slate clean.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:48, closed)

'tis actually so I can get rather blitzed on stuff
wot she doesn't enjoy / approve of.

Were it to be the "ladies of the night" issue, then I'd much prefer she came along.
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:58, closed)

You're not helping yourself with that last sentence.
Or her, for that matter.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:26, closed)

MIDGET PROSTITUTES!
That and the kids are fuckin nightmares when they get high...
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:41, closed)