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Tell us your pharmaceutically-influenced anecdotes, legal or otherwise. We promise not to dob you in to The Man.

Thanks to sanityclause for the suggestion

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:30)
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When I had only been smoking jazz-cigarettes for about a month
I was in a small bedroom with about 7 other people all smoking pot, and watching Pineapple Express. About halfway through the film, everyone's pretty baked, and me and my friends hear someone come into the house. There were 10 other people living in the house, so we assumed it was just one of them.

A few minutes pass, and we then hear a very loud knock on the door to the room we were in. Not the sort of knock a housemate would give. Everyone just looks at each other quizically, until we hear a gruff voice inquire "Are you smoking cannbis in there?". Everyone's eye's widened in absolute horror, as various people start trying to hide everything incriminating. "Open the door!" shouts the voice. One of the residents goes to the door and opens it. A cloud of smoke exits the room and everyone could see a police officer standing there, visibly recoiling at the pungent fog of smoke which confronted him. I shat a brick.

"Everybody out of the room, please." said the voice, in a relaxed but authorative tone. Everybody slowly shuffled out of the room, eye's blood-shot and pupils wide, all looking at their shoes, knowing they were in trouble. As I exited the room I saw another police officer, looking rather stern, accompanied by one of the accommodation's security guards, who'd obviously let them in. I knew we were in trouble.

Then something unexpected happened.

"We don't care if you're smoking weed. We just came 'round to tell you there's been a lot of robberies in the area, so just keep an eye out." said the officer in a friendly manner. Everyone let out a long sigh of relief. We then had quite a long chat with the policemen. They were asking if we were having a good night and if the film was any good etc. Really nice guys! Probably had a good chuckle about scaring us so much though.
(, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 16:35, 8 replies)
they always manage to surprise us, the Boys in Blue.
(, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 17:37, closed)
I once had a similar experience at a party
with weed, pills and other things doing the rounds. I was sure we were all going to prison for a very long time. (Paranoia anyone?) ...Turns out they only wanted the music turned down.

Still makes me quiver thinking about it.
(, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 23:00, closed)
Me and my mate go to quite a few psy parties in London
Everyone there was fucked on drugs - mostly acid, music blaring loudly in the forest, until the fuzz turned up. They decided not to shut the (illegal) party down as they saw it as a great example of multicultural integration.

I wish all police could be like that.
(, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 9:22, closed)
In wales
One of my mates organises a lot of psy parties in barns, forests and mountain trails.

The police love him because he always leaves the place tidy and safe and know him on his first name terms.
(, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 14:28, closed)
Ha - Probably through 'degrees of separation'...

...He doesn't know a guy called Lloyd Positivist does he?
(, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:58, closed)
at uni in Cardiff
our halls got broken in to. Not my floor, but the one above had a load of stuff cleaned out.

When the police arrived first thing they said was "Hide the drugs"
(, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 15:36, closed)
A friend of mine
Had the rozzers round cuz they were looking for an ex-flatmate of theirs. They're huge Warhammer fiends and evidently so was one of the cops as they had quite an extended chat about figurines. Then he noticed the pipe that clearly wasn't for tobacco on the coffeetable, picked it up and gave it a cursory sniff, then put it back and continued their conversation about orcs.
(, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 21:35, closed)
bringing my Space Wolves to the UK.
(, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 0:36, closed)

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