Some people think alcohol is a drug.
It's not a drug, it's a drink.
(Galve, Son of Galve, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 10:55, 19 replies)

If you're not being sarcastic, you're wrong..
(anvil, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 10:57, closed)

Strictly speaking it's an organic compound in which a hydroxyl functional group (-OH) is bound to a carbon atom, usually connected to other carbon or hydrogen atoms.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:06, closed)

Oh baby... can you say that again in a husky whisper?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:12, closed)

lols

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:11, closed)

The effects of a heroin overdose are lethal. Yes in the short term. Absolutely no research has been done into the long term effects.
(FondaAccord, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:09, closed)

This was funnier when Chris Morris said it.
(Crayola Oblongata Is it Monday?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:27, closed)

The most messed-up people I've met have either been alcoholics
Or smackheads.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:28, closed)

Some people think cocaine is a drug.
It's not a drug, it's a powder.

Edit: wait, Chris Morris? NM then.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:40, closed)

Some people think love is a drug
It's not a drug, it's something made up to sell cards and shit.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:41, closed)

Well, strictly speaking it's a biological imperative to aid procreation and the subsequent rearing of children.
*awaits abuse of the term "rearing children"*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:51, closed)

Yeah, your mum's a biological imperative to aid procreation and the subsequent rearing of children.
Err, no, wait... I think I might be doing this wrong...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:27, closed)

You know, me and a mate spar well together like this, and once down the pub had quite an audience of mates as we laid into each other.
I totally won the exchange - put him down precisely - I fancy surgically - to good laughter, and his response was, "Yeah, well ... er ... I FUCKED YOUR MUM!"

Which completely brought the house down.

To this day no one - including me - has any idea of what my original, brilliant put-down was.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:39, closed)

Hahaha!
An argument you can't win with a mum joke is an argument not worth having :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 20:24, closed)

No, no, you're good
Raise crops and rear children. It's wrong if you say raise kids (technically, and if you care about that sort of shit)
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:28, closed)

Yeah, but "rearing" sounds a bit like
"enjoys bumming"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:30, closed)

Is it correct to rear goats?
Or other livestock?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:23, closed)

Some people think the morning sun is a drug
that brings me near to the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:54, closed)

They're wrong.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:30, closed)

It takes true faith indeed to really believe that...
(mersault, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:37, closed)