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This is a question Midlife Crisis

I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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So are we in for a week of "I'm middle aged but I have a ridiculous car and still fancy teenagers" because that's what it's shaping up to be.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:42, 18 replies)
As my dad's mate is wont to say to his wife
"It's when I STOP looking that you'll need to start getting worried, dear ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:55, closed)
I bet that made her day ;)

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:56, closed)
Ironic sig lolz
"CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS"
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:28, closed)
So basically your reply is
"another shit QOTW again where I can demote everyone's answers"
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:38, closed)
If it's any consolation,
I'm mid-30s, drive a spectacularly boring car, and only perve over the "yummy mummies" that I see when driving through the posh villages on the way to work.

Granted, this'd make a fantastic story, but I won't be putting it up.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:00, closed)
I'd vote for this story.
But then I click on all your posts because I'm secretly in love with you. Don't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:03, closed)
I wouldn't want to make your legion of fans jealous.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:14, closed)
Ah now, we've had Ri*go*yre getting angry because he fancies my wife and my answer wasn't about old reggae tunes.
Or sutin.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:31, closed)
Don't forget the bit about paying someone elses
investment off.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 May 2013, 19:13, closed)
No bumhole pics. No mortgage payments.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:26, closed)
god bless hooky street...

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 May 2013, 6:49, closed)
what do you think a mid life crisis is?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:41, closed)
I thought it was where you bought a house on a hill and lived as a hermit.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:48, closed)
yeh i did it a bit different i think it was more a mental breakdown that happened in the middle of my life
rather than a mid life crisis
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:57, closed)
You're too hip for these squares, Daddio.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:59, closed)
I don't know, I'm only 26.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:59, closed)
don't forget the 'hacking girls hotmail accounts' bit

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:56, closed)
Move_away_from_the_internet
It seems to be making you irritable, week after week

For fucking ages now
(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:12, closed)

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