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I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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ouch
I was working in my lab the other day when one of the more attractive members of the department approached me. She's american and all curves and cleavage "tell me sittingduck me and (another unattainable sexbomb) were chatting about you the other day"
oh yes? threesome here we come?! said my mind
She went on..."and we decided that with your spiked hair and old band T-shirts you haven't changed how you dress since you went to University, are we right?"


ouch :(
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:10, closed)
you should have done an acid attack on her face

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:25, closed)
If you failed at spinning that into a threesome you're too old to be having sex anyway.

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:25, closed)

yes my cock has atrophied now

It's just a nub I piss out of
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:34, closed)
Steady on, Methuselah.

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:04, closed)
come closer sonny
my ears are dim
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:31, closed)
Me, the day after I graduated I went out and bought elbow patches and slippers.
COME GET IT, LAYDEEZ
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:30, closed)
I get this occasionally
I just point to the fact that I can still wear the 28" waist trousers I wore at university too
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:47, closed)
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:05, closed)
I don't
but I can
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:03, closed)
Mr Quar's workmates reckon they can still fit into their wedding' trousers from years ago
but they wear them low, wedged under their huge guts. You could do that.
(, Sat 4 May 2013, 14:13, closed)
Hit the bitch in the face.
With a hammer.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:59, closed)
When all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like a prostitute.

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:12, closed)
Please hammer, don't hurt 'em.

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:20, closed)
what's that, hammer? you're sorry but they have to die?

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:22, closed)
Did anyone else read this post in the style of 'The Monster Mash'?

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:22, closed)
Yep..

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:27, closed)
Hahahahahahaha no but I am now!

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:31, closed)
Hahahah - perfect.

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:36, closed)
10/10

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:53, closed)
lolz
XD
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:53, closed)
oh wow :D

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:05, closed)
Everything is wonderful now.

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:05, closed)
And this is why replies should be able to win.

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:21, closed)
'and thats about the time she walked away from me- nobody likes you when you're twenty three'
do these lyrics still resonate despite being 13 years distant?
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:09, closed)
I got the Human League
Don't you want me.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:21, closed)
How could you not?

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:14, closed)
Meth lab?
That stuff will age you.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:21, closed)

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