I'm looking forward to it.
I already think that today's music is shit, that kids these days need to be disciplined (if I was being a mouthy little cunt I got a clip round the ear, never done me any harm) and the best part of a birthday is slipping on a new pair or socks or slippers (sometimes both!) and having a big glass of whiskey.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Mon 6 May 2013, 12:38, 18 replies)

gaaaay
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Mon 6 May 2013, 14:17, closed)

You'll agree with me when you grow up.

(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Mon 6 May 2013, 14:59, closed)

oh watch out, Thor's on the internet and thinks he's hard!
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:12, closed)

You make a good point, here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 6 May 2013, 15:03, closed)

Yes. Hitting children is definitely the right way to bring them up eh?
Prick.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 16:20, closed)

He needs a clip round the ear.
Mouthy little cunt!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 May 2013, 16:31, closed)

I find the people who claim a clip round the ear to be an effective parenting method weren't beaten enough as children.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:19, closed)

Zip it or you'll get another one you mouthy little shit.
And you won't be getting any turkey twizzlers for your tea neither.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 6 May 2013, 20:08, closed)

IT NEVER DONE HIM ANY HARM.
HE CAN STILL SPEAK GOOD AND ALL
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 May 2013, 0:23, closed)

Todays music isn't all shit
Most of the stuff on the radio is shit though
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 6 May 2013, 16:24, closed)

You monster.
Imposing limits and discipline on children is a gross violation of their human rights. Check your privilege!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:23, closed)

You know it is perfectly possible to discipline children effectively without hitting them right?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:45, closed)

You mistake my post for satire - it's deadly serious.
Let children express themselves! (Unless of course you have less than three generations of graduates in your immediate ancestry or you're not white, in which case any attempt you make at parenting will be wrong, and you may as well hang for a sheep.)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 May 2013, 19:39, closed)

Do you have children?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:04, closed)

Rape does NOT count as 'disciplining'.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 6 May 2013, 20:06, closed)

DAMN IT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 May 2013, 20:08, closed)

I'll agree with the whiskey, though.

( Wanderer, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:00, closed)