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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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For my birthday, my mate walked in with an emu and an obnoxious midget who refused to pay for his drinks, and said that these were my presents
Beforehand when he asked me what I wanted I'd said "A great big bird with a tight little cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 15:49, 5 replies)
That's funny, a similar situation happened with me ...
... but my mate turned up with a flamingo and a cat, and the cat refused to buy a round all evening.

Apparently he had misunderstood "a bird with long legs and a tight pussy".
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 16:16, closed)
You are Roy 'Chubby' Brown AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 16:30, closed)
More like Morecombe and Winters.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:36, closed)
Careful with that joke.....
Its an antique.
(Noosepeg Muff punched your grandma, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 0:06, closed)
there's always someone who hasn't heard em

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 6:17, closed)

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